Zombie’s The Crow: 2037 script was eventually reworked into a standalone project that also never came to fruition. True to the franchise, the boy rises from the dead and becomes a vengeful assassin. The script began on Halloween night in 2010, the story kicking off with a young boy and his mother being murdered by a Satanic priest. At the time, the future-set film would’ve followed in the wake of The Crow: City of Angels, and though it was of course never made, Zombie did write a script. From a couple of remakes to an original film we’re still begging to see, here are 5 awesome horror projects that Rob Zombie *almost* directed!Ī couple years before production began on House of 1000 Corpses, Rob Zombie was originally set to make his directorial debut with new franchise installment The Crow 2037: A New Age of Gods and Monsters. So hie thee hither, droogies, and clasp thine eyes upon the divine madness that is Biker Warrior Babe vs.With 31 set to hit limited theaters for one-night-only on September 1st, followed by a planned VOD release on September 16th and standard theatrical roll-out on October 21st, we thought it’d be fun to look back on the horror flicks Zombie didn’t get to make, rather than the ones he did. The folks at FLIBO seems to like the moovie as well, and we can’t say we blame them. There is no merch as of yet, but there is a Facebook page you can lurk and maybe git some info on a release. I also found it on 88 Stream Media, but I dunno cow secure that site is. If there is one moovie that NEEDS a DVD or Blu Ray release its this film cowever, until that happens you will have to suffice with checking it out on Tubi. the Zombie Babies from Hell a total Stink Score of 24.5, which is a Stinky Average of 8.2! On the Ladder of Stink, this film nestles just below Dark Wolf, and right above Snow Shark, and is just as fun as both of them! Moody gave the film a 9.5, while the MooCow score it an 8, and Ri Maku went with a 7, giving Biker Warrior Babe vs. Mooch fun was had in the Indie Film Cafe studio with this one, folks, and it produced quite a score: Mr. Always check yer toilets, kids: a demon baby MAY be ready for munchies!.But the overall effect is highly entertaining and original, and the MooCow pretty mooch guarantees this flick will put a huge smile on your face! Oh did we mention that it was produced by Thankskilling‘s own Ryan Francis? Dude makes moovies about killer turkey puppets and demon babies from hell – I want his life! Of course, such productions have their fair share of issues – the lighting and sound are bad sometimes, the FX cheap and laughable, and the setting were…well, wherever they had permission to shoot.
This was an outrageously silly and fun microbudgeted indie film, and clearly much fun was had while making it.
Meanwhile, those babies…they pretty mooch devour the town, until Zipp and her friends manage to figure it out, and she can ride off in the sunset on her Harley to a happy ending. Lucretia (Elise Eden) ends up getting munched, but Succubus ( Caitlin Bentley) proves to be much harder to dispatch, even when a pair of shotgun wielding locals blast her. Zipp ( Brii Davis) and Melissa ( Jessica Bloom) have things and stuff to do, like moost fun loving “teenagers” Melissa is even trying to hook up Zipp with nice but nerdy Doc (Jake Dylman) – but before you can say Awkward Forced Date, Fate has udder plans for these folks! Learn your lessons, kiddies: if yer gonna summon a demon through virgin sacrifice (you know, as you do…), ya better get the details cowrect, or you too might accidentally summon a horde of screaming, crying demon babies to munch on your face and invade your small town.